What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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