Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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