So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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