5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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