i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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