So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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