shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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