batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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