This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I understand Curling. That high.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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