the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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