he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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