I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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