soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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