Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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