scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
you win again, gameday.
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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