I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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