Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
