I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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