Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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