What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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