He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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