so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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