why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
