you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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