How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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