she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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