So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Let's paint friendship bongs
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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