she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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