What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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