its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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