Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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