Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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