so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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