Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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