i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
They are going to name an STD after you.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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