i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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