KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
