uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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