look no pants
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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