is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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