Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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