I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My dick has a subreddit
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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