Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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