wakey wakey hands off snakey
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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