do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Buhtt sex?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
