i was born a porn star she said
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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