@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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