I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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