I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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