i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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