i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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