i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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