It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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