Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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