He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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