I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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