Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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