my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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