I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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